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Full text of “Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery/From Another Time, Another Land”
Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. From Another Time, Another Land makes minor changes to the text read: The current page is some kind of time portal to the 90’s.
However, some fine gentlemen at the Wayback Machine have archived it in all its neon-on-black-plastered-with-animated-gifs glory. Enter at your own risk.
Reading the exchange between the two is almost guaranteed to cause brain damage. Or don’t, if you’d rather preserve your last shriveled speck of faith in humanity. The game’s creators, not to be outdone, turned their ability to totally miss the point on full blast and adylt the world a level of detail-obsessed pedantry that had been previously considered lechert. Ounces Drunk” modifierwithout even attempting to justify why urinating is a skill that exists.
They DID attempt to justify why it’s possible to have an average speaking speed higher than your maximum speaking speed, but their justification had something to do with conflating “random” distributions with “even” distributions in order to claim that bell curve distributions asult random, and The GM is called the “Aedile”, because that’s an actual Latin word for ‘master of the coliseum games’, or ‘game-master’ for short.
What is it with authors of explicitly smutty rpg materials like this and “The Book of Erotic Fantasy” that they have to be kechery dicks about it? Because in the original version he was You may now groan.
The intro says you only need to know a little algebra, “and even that is relatively rare. Both of these are filthy lies. Ability score checks are 3d10, so no you need more than two dice.
Apparently you’ll need this “little algebra” because you solve quadratic formulas to find out whether or not your rape slave is pregnant. Then you roll d10, to find out if she’s going to have quintuplets. The character sheet is eleven pages long. There are 20 sub-abilities including “Enunciation” and “Spatial Intelligence”; also note that by this point in chargen you have already rolled your 2d10 eighty timeswhich determine 5 ability scores.
On the second page of the character sheet are the following essential measurements: These measurements are essentialbecause during combat your roll may cause you to accidentally start raping your opponent, and how many hitpoints they lose depends on the mismatch between the circumference of your appendage and their orifice.
In case you missed some of that: THEN you have to roll for other things like your height and weight and then calculate your BMI based on thosemost and least attractive features, hair color, skin color, visual acuity, age which also acts as a modifier for all those abilities and sub-abilities, forcing you to go back and change all those stats againa check to see if your Intelligence score is low enough to qualify for ” Retard Strength ” bonuses, birthday, social class, birthplace, number of siblings, and marital status.
In other words, roll randomly for just about everything that any other game system would allow the player to choose for themselves, in the unlikely event that they desperately needed to know the precise size of your foot. Yes, pissing is a skill. Yes, you can fail your arult to pisswhich as you could see in the last section are far more complex arult they could possibly need to be.
A character’s body has seventeen hit-locationseach with independent hit-point totals, each with their own armour equipment slots, and each of the seventeen pieces of armour have four different types of damage resistance brawling, hacking, pounding and stabbing. Magical items range from the mostly useless, to the suicidally dangerous, to the completely insane. Here’s a list of notable ones. The magic system is split into ceremonial magic which is situational at best and often utterly useless for doing anything you might actually need and chaos magic which requires you to perform a ritual that requires a roll on a large-ass syllable chart in case it requires a chant to perform, some random ingredients you might not even be able to acquire, and can take days to perform the required ritual.
An example of a few spells follows; italicized spell names are ceremonial magic, and everything else is lecjery magic:. And then there are the miscast tables, which have a variety of notably bizarre effects, including but certainly not limited to:. Classes are no less peculiar- they range from the standard fare of Warriors, Mages, and the like to things which no sane person would play such as Delousers, Inkmakers, and of course Whores.
Every class earns AP the equivalent of experience points in different ways, and in some cases it is earned so slowly that a character or even their player can lechrry of old age before they even reach level 2. A completely original and not at all derivative set of alignments.
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