The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a satirical book written by Bobby Henderson that . A German translation by Jörn Ingwersen also exists: Das Evangelium des fliegenden Spaghettimonsters December , ISBN The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. +. Das Evangelium des Fliegenden Spaghettimonsters. Gesamtpreis: EUR 21, Beides in den Einkaufswagen. Köp Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster av Bobby Henderson på Das Evangelium des fliegenden Spaghettimonsters.
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Thanks to Lena for dws with us her festive pasta wreath, to Matthew for sharing his beautiful tree, and to Gail for the beautiful artwork. Reminder — you can create a festive Holiday card with personalized message here. It takes only a few minutes and costs nothing. There are some new designs this year. Halloween is one of the few days Eavngelium can walk around in traditional dress pirate regalia free from judgement and persecution. All in all, it is a prime evangelism opportunity — I hope that everyone makes the best of it and enjoys the day.
But if you walk in wearing it — if it is clear that this headgear is truly a serious part of monstters traditional Pastafarian beliefs, as you are claiming — then they are less likely to make trouble.
Allow me to confirm that the wearing of a Colander is a tradition in the Pastafarian faith. Not all followers dress so formally, but it is a common practice for us to do so while making official identification documents. Believers over the years spghetti sometimes unfortunately experienced resistance, mockery, or even discrimination for simply following the guidelines of their religion.
Thankfully case law has repeatedly affirmed that believers have a constitutionally-protected right to wear such clothing in nearly all public situations including: That is to say, that evangdlium clothing is with very few exceptions a protected right. We, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, are not a litigious group but of evangeliun we, along with the ACLU and others, have an interest in defending the individual rights and liberties guaranteed by the Constitution and the laws of the United States.
Kiva is a organization that lets us give small loans to people in the third world that need help starting small business.
We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, eds, fruit stand, etc.
These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable or predatory. Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.
Scientists in Portugal have found spaghetti-like structures in neutron stars, showing more evidence of His Noodly Appendage at work:. About a kilometer below the surface of a neutron star, atomic nuclei are squeezed together so close that they merge into clumps of nuclear matter, a dense mixture of neutrons and protons.
These as-yet theoretical clumps are thought to be shaped like blobs, tubes or sheets, and are named after their noodle look-alikes, including gnocchi, spaghetti and lasagna. Even deeper in the neutron star, the nuclear matter fully takes over.
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You can read more about it here at Science News. Enjoying legal protection to dress in Pirate Regalia at work. Let me share this article written by Daniel Dowdy for the Rutgers Journal of Law and Religion about employment protections for Pastafarians in the workplace. For all of us who want to take off every Mobsters from work without fear of reprisal religious discrimination this is important.
Mr Dowdy goes into detail about the history of the Church and what if any allowances can reasonably be asked of employers, citing decades of law. I was blown away.
Your newly hired employee, Toni, has just walked into your office on her first day at Meerkat Manufacturing, the private corporation where you serve as a mid-level manager. On her head is a large metal colander, the same kind you have under your sink at home.
Title VII of the Civil Rights act of makes it unlawful for an employer to discriminate against an employee or prospective employee on the basis of religion, among other protected classes. This definition has been considered overly broad by its critics. It follows that nontraditional religions would, in a great number of cases,6 be included under this protected class.
The question presented to Joe, our fictitious HR Director, and the same question to be answered in this note is: If so, how much accommodation is required?
If not, why not? Compare our religion to those that are built on lies. I am not talking necessarily about mainstream religions which themselves are often full of mysticism and ad-hoc reasoningbut think of cults, or churches where the leaders are scamming their followers out of money.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
These are groups where the followers fully believe. Are these churches legitimate since they have many True Believers? While Pastafarianism is the only religion based on empirical evidence, it should also be noted that this is a faith-based book.
Attentive readers will note numerous holes and contradictions throughout the text; they will even find blatant lies and exaggerations. It is clear that Pastafarianism is not a traditional belief, given its only recent popularity and its foreign seeming practices. For the purposes of this note, as well as the required precarious judicial distinction between the truth of a belief and the truth of the sincerity of that belief, we must assume that Pastafarians generally do not fall under protected class status on the basis of nontheism, but rather, under a theory of non-traditional theism.
There does not seem to be a great distinction between worship of the sun god, Ra, and that of the FSM. The beliefs and practices avowed by The Gospel are not built on a foundation of mere political or secular beliefs. Perhaps we can convince him that Pastafarianism is the One True religion and deserves extra allowances.
Thank you to Mr. Maybe we can brainstorm some questions to ask him from time to time. Migrants arriving to the US with nothing, looking for a better life, deserve our respect and empathy. Families applying for asylum should not be treated as criminals. It is good that some religious groups have been speaking out about this. I was impressed that the Methodists called it wrong. I agree that Jesus would be appalled.
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A family is about to celebrate a Pastafarian communion but they debate if they should invite the Christian conservative granny or not. Note — the original link was broken. Come join us if you want to chat. Subscribe and get Pastafarian news and articles by email. Your info will be kept private and I won’t bug you often, promise. We do not solicit or accept donations — the Church is funded by orders of Ordination Credentials. Kiva is a platform where you can make small interest-free loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business.
It’s even wackier than Jonathan Swift’s suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. That time of year again … Published December 13th, by Bobby Henderson.
Holiday Cards Reminder — you can create a festive Holiday card with personalized message here. Special thanks to all of the Pastafarian Missionaries spreading the Word. If you run into troubles, please let me know, and I will try to help. Statement regarding Traditional Pastafarian Headgear: Scientists in Portugal have found spaghetti-like structures in neutron stars, showing more evidence of His Noodly Appendage at work: Nuclear pasta is incredibly dense, about trillion times the density of water.
Employment protections for Pastafarians in the workplace taking every Friday off work Published July 11th, by Bobby Henderson. Enjoying legal protection to dress in Pirate Regalia at work Let me share this article written by Daniel Dowdy for the Rutgers Journal of Law and Religion about employment protections for Pastafarians in the workplace.
Migrant family separation is wrong Published June 18th, by Bobby Henderson. Evangelism General International Secular Vs.
Film project needs support Published May 10th, by Bobby Henderson.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson
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