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This is a bad sign. ALLY Not in the budget. I’m not wearing a hair net. I just did the hair. ALLY matter of fact Health code. In the kitchen or around the cookie, you gotta have it. Bruce spreads the hair net, bends down out of frame, comes up looking ridiculous and very disgruntled. ALLY You’re a thing of beauty. In three, two, one. In mathematical terms Bruce’s version is to the 7th power.
Known for their sinfully screenpkay, cream filled, deep fried polski pierogis. And the occasional sugar induced coma that follows. Today, in honor of their 30 year anniversary, Momma Kowolski and her sons Gustov and Vol, decided to do something, a little bit different. Tell me guys, how did this idea come about? But this behemoth cookie clearly proving that Gustov and Vol have much more free time.
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Bruce steps forward, looks dramatically at camera, slow zoom in as he speaks. What are we really looking at here? Our dedicated and hard working citizens the key ingredient, with a few nuts thrown in.
I’m Bruce Nolan, Eyewitness News. The Kowolskis and bystanders all laugh.
She has a box of photos on the coffee table in front of her organizing them into a photo album. It’s a story about a cookie.
People with eating disorders will be riveted, goes into huge pathetic fan character Dear Bruce, love the bakery piece. I can’t wait to vomit so I can make room for more cookies. I love the hair net. How’d you get it to do that? They made me wear that stupid thing. I don’t even look like myself. The hair is one of the most important parts of an on camera persona. Right out of the gate, I lost the hair advantage.
My sister is so drunk.
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She places it in the album. Try to stay focused here. I need your help. There’s an anchor job open. This sfreenplay our fvan Bruce points to the TV as he says “future,” not realizing he’s pointing at the ridiculous image of himself with the hair net bun.
Grace can’t help but giggle. Bruce collapses into Grace’s arms like a child. He clearly has a fragile temperament. I want my work to matter. You make people smile. Come on, take a break, help me put this album together. Grace holds up a photo. It’s the first day we moved in together. It’s the two of them, younger, laughing. I caught the bouquet. It’s a picture of Grace overpowering the almighth bridesmaids for the bouquet. Grace cuddles into Bruce.
Grace rolls over onto Bruce. Grace stands, pulling Bruce up. They kiss, stumbling toward the bedroom. Grace laughs, Bruce joins in as they disappear into the bedroom. And this is Sixty Minutes. Grace hits the alarm, rolls over snuggling close to Bruce. She kisses Bruce, gets up. Bruce throws a mock hissy fit. Four to three to the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Everything great anchor has his own signature sign-off. I’m in the shower! Sam looks up innocently at Bruce, finished. It’s in your body and I don’t think it’s supposed to come out. Besides, they stockpile that stuff. They have an endless supply frozen in a warehouse somewhere then tell everyone there’s a shortage. IB positive they aint touchin’ me with no needle. Grace srceenplay in exasperation, zlmighty out when The kids made ’em.
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A big accident ahead. Bruce looks at his screenplaay, he’s screwed. The meeting’s starting, perfect He looks to the right of the car in front of him, then peels off onto the shoulder, passing tons of cars.
The various “warnings” change daily. Bruce looks at the sign quizzically for a beat, then continues on. Don’t even move, I got evn special today. My mom made it just for you. He comes back up, proudly presents a slice of quiche. They shoulda said, “Hey, that quiche ain’t yours, it’s Mayan! Bobby shoves a bite into Bruce’s mouth. Bruce feigns liking it with exasperation. Bruce tosses the thought, digs into his pocket, fishing for cash. Bruce offers his money to Bobby.
Hey, how long have you been interested in pastry? Bruce tosses the money on the scteenplay, heads off. EVAN Is something killing your kids? Find out tonight at eleven. Also in the room: Impeccable posture, perfect speech, perfect everything and he knows it. I mean, the story’s about flu shots. Do we have to svreenplay people to death? EVAN No, just into watching. Or I could change it to: A beat and they all crack up. This is his last week.
EVAN leading Yeah, yeah. Any word on the open anchor position, Jack? Bruce bursts into the room.